布莱恩 说: Guide to Man's Survival (The 5 Sounds)

The 5 basic sounds that make you a better husband, boyfriend and even as a son to your mother. Now, had it occured to you (as a male-being) sandwiched in a situation whereby you had to hear the complains of the ladies in your life, but no matter how attentively you may looked in the listening process, or even suggesting tons of solutions to help her out... It more or less often ended up us (males) getting all the blames here & there, sometimes it seems that after all those tons of solutions we offered, we are like adding more troubles onto our loved ones (females) than was before they poured their sorrows at the MANs....

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Solutions ain't what they desired & this is the hard-core facts that's needed to be drilled into every mans' head. What you should do is to try making some sounds, and it will guarantee your survival after at the END. Below are the TOP 5 sounds I thought of within the past few years, well, as a boyfriend to a lovely lady....

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Sound (1): ooOooOh~~~

Let's starts off with this sound at the beginging of the conversation. This signify you are paying attention to what she is about to tell you, and of cos this has to couple with looking at her in the eyes, else it will not works. It also represent that you are putting down the things in your hands (be it's as important as saving the world) and being with her at that point of time. Once she felt secure that you are listening, her stories will start, plus a good start-off will often means half-way success!

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Sound (2): Hai~~

This word is powerful enough to make her lean over your shoulders. Making this sound will make her realized that you are actually sympathizing with her plight, and also acknowledging that her problem is not a "chicken-feet" case. It makes her feel you are trying hard to understand and realize this problem (regardless of how you think) of her's. This also often served as the second stage of confirmation in the "attentively listening protocol".

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Sound (3): Hmmm~

Yes you are just on the right track brother, producing this sound means you are putting yourself in her shoes and started thinking through what she had suffered (inmeantime you have to for-go the thoughs of how meaningless her problems might be) all these times. Coupled with a frown on the face and with a deep tone perfected this 3rd sound. She be grate to see you in deep thoughs in understanding her problems, well although you might just be day-dreaming brothers!

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Sound (4): arrrrhhh~

Hold back your horses brothers till this stage and don't ever suggest any solutions yet. Making this sounds right after she said or explained how will she do to re-solve her problem will make her feel better. She will be happy hearing this as you agreeing to her methods of solving and her views on the situation. Looks serious and no funny cheeky smile on your face will pull through well!

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Sound (5): Eeeeee~

All right! You signify that clearly that you had have everything she said just now in your nut head and feel digusted on the person or situation that pissed her off. Well, for all this also the only solution aka sound that you have to make in the end.

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Anything happens after the fifth sound, well, just mix and play around with the rest in random order and believe me! YOU Will SURVIVE~

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[TUNE IN TO next time for - Guide to Man's Survival (The 5 "No" Sounds to make) ]